I am not sure who you think you’re talking to right now, but I have never had the slightest interest in pretty young men. And for the record, if there was anybody who could flirt with a mountain, she’s probably standing in front of you right now! Just because my pretty face has turned your head, do not assume I am so easily distracted.
the next two days
basically the lesson here is that driving in Los Angeles is the absolute fucking worst
Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride.Snorted cocaine. Failed a class.Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident.Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral.B urned yourself (not on purpose).Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane.Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something.Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country.Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale.Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play.Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins.Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair.Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll.Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house.Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car.Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Performed in front of an audience. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
I had a guy on the phone this week say “good girl” to me twice in one phone conversation
me: thank you for calling [insert company name here] my name is Kate, how can I help you?
him: is this also [insert on our local subsidiary company names here]?
me: yes it is, you’ve reached the right place
him: ah good girl
just finished watching the season one finale of In the Flesh…I haven’t cried that hard in a good long time
This week, Gemma outlines The Freelancer Artist’s Food Pyramid.
Beverly Katz (Hannibal)
okay if we’re mutuals u can
- ask for my phone number
this has been a psa thank u
GET TO KNOW ME MEME → [1/10] current celebrity crushes: Dylan O’Brien
Commissioned by the talented artist nymre
She does amazing art and was the one who created this modern Zuko and Katara for me.
PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS ART
I’m deeply “ok with this.”
i’m so confused right now
why am i getting invited to this? I worked background on it for a single day, and this is for a theatre that only sits 320 people
Dinah Laurel Lance, always trying to save the world.
Hey, if I don’t try and save it, who will?